Cafeteria Philosopher Gifts

Searching for a unique gift for a cafeteria philosopher? Whether they’re pondering life over lunch or sharing deep thoughts during break time, our collection of clever and insightful products captures their curious spirit. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that celebrate their love for deep thinking in casual settings. Each item is designed to bring a smile and inspire meaningful conversations. Celebrate that reflective café mindset with a gift that speaks to their creative curiosity.

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"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?" mockup

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

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"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'." mockup

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

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'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.' mockup

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

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"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong." mockup

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

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"You don't whisper anymore."

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'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.' mockup

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

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The Origins of Everything

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'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.' mockup

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

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"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work." mockup

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

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"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

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"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!" mockup

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

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"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle." mockup

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

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"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil." mockup

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

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"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!" mockup

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

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Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!' mockup

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

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'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!' mockup

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

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'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.' mockup

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

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"I've been a chef for far too long...." mockup

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

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"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

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'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.' mockup

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

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He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again. mockup

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

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"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

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