Thrift Store Explorer Pillows

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

"How soon will this be a remnant

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

'Must you get new clothes every season? I'm still wearing stuff I got years ago.'

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Queen of Upcycling!

"I just..."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

Electricity Bills

House sale.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

How quaint. Look, Tanya, a newspaper!

Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

Budget Recliner