Supermarket Safari Enthusiast Gifts

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'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

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Witches Checkout.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

The packaging's becoming excessive.

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

'I should have listened to my Mum, she always said, 'Never underestimate how fast a zebra can run'.'

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

Final selfie

Complex Carbs

Large Very Fresh Eggs

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

"Sorry darling, you can't go for a kill tonight. It's census night, it would mess up the data!"

House cats touring the African safari.