Supermarket Safari Enthusiast T-Shirts

Slowsave.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

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Witches Checkout.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

'I should have listened to my Mum, she always said, 'Never underestimate how fast a zebra can run'.'

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

The packaging's becoming excessive.

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

Final selfie

Complex Carbs

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Plane Yogurt.

"Sorry darling, you can't go for a kill tonight. It's census night, it would mess up the data!"

African plains - not the prettiest of African animals.

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"