Supermarket Safari Explorer T-Shirts

'I'm thinking! I'm thinking!'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Thug life on safari.

Elephant ass selfie.

Safari.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Alphabet soup

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

Lion in Winter

The Old Curiosity Shop

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

Plane Yogurt.

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

"Offering free Wi-Fi was genius."

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

"Do you have these apples in green?"

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Wild fruit

"We'll have whatever they are at the next table."

Africa Unscripted

'I don't care as long as don't end up being eaten over a sink.'