Supermarket Safari Explorer Prints

'I'm thinking! I'm thinking!'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Elephant ass selfie.

Thug life on safari.

Safari.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Alphabet soup

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

The Old Curiosity Shop

Lion in Winter

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

Plane Yogurt.

"Offering free Wi-Fi was genius."

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

"Do you have these apples in green?"

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

Wild fruit

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

"We'll have whatever they are at the next table."

Africa Unscripted

'I don't care as long as don't end up being eaten over a sink.'