Shopping Safari Adventurer Prints

'We'd like to tour the great malls of China!'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Vlad the Impala

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Look, a bug!"

"Eat me"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"And that's why you go on safari."

'I could concentrate on finding your husband better if that creature would stop burping!'

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'Our giant sale now on!'

"Have I told you what beautiful eyes you have?"

'White meat or dark?'

'Thanks for the heads up!'

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

5 Second Rule!

"Ol' Boy... where the devil is Behan?"

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

'I'm too old to be a hunter now: I've become a scavenger too...'

Man on Stilts in a Market

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'

"I think you've taken the garden rewilding a bit too far."

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

'Okay, I give up. What's big and black and hairy all over?'

'Okay, I'll tear your clothes if it will help you score with your girlfriend.'

'You want me on my feet and running to avoid predators in one day!'

'So it's agreed then. Pepperoni Pizza for everyone and the delivery boy for Ms Henderson's tiger.'

'It seems the only tense I know in Swahili is the imperfect tense.'

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