Supermarket Safari Adventurer Gifts

Fresh Fruit

TV dinner

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Vlad the Impala

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Look, a bug!"

"Eat me"

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"And that's why you go on safari."

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"Have I told you what beautiful eyes you have?"

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'White meat or dark?'

'I could concentrate on finding your husband better if that creature would stop burping!'

'Our giant sale now on!'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'Thanks for the heads up!'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

'I'm too old to be a hunter now: I've become a scavenger too...'

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

"Ol' Boy... where the devil is Behan?"

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

5 Second Rule!

"I think you've taken the garden rewilding a bit too far."

Large Very Fresh Eggs