Garage Sale Lover Gifts

'Hey guys, what's to say you give me ?10 for this crazy old waterlily painting?'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"There's more inside."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Last Chance for Everything.

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"My doctor told me to get outdoors more, so now I put on more yard sales."

House sale.

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'Shove' (at big sale).

Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

"I am in training for the sales."

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Cave Sale: 'All you have is sticks and rocks!'

Garage Sales Anonymous

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"I found him at a garage sale."

The traveling Yard Sale.

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

"I want you to call that idiot you hired to build our garage...he made it too small for our car!"