Garage Lover Gifts

'Do you repair immune systems?'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Organic Soldering.

Inflating Boobs.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Animals are smarter than we think!

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

When did you last have your oil changed?

'Difficulty getting started in the morning, stalling, various leaks, gas fumes...at this point Mrs Johnson, I'd recommend getting a new husband!'

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

Acme Flyswatters.

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

His and Hers Garage