Garage Sale Fanatic Gifts

Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks.

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"There's more inside."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Last Chance for Everything.

"I got it in the sales."

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

House sale.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"My doctor told me to get outdoors more, so now I put on more yard sales."

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

"I am in training for the sales."

'Shove' (at big sale).

Garage Sales Anonymous

'Look what I found at the garage sale - a new notebook with internet brokerage access and an investment consultant'!

'Wow. You're really selling all these power tools for only $25?'

"I want you to call that idiot you hired to build our garage...he made it too small for our car!"

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

"I found him at a garage sale."

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."