Garage Sale Guru Gifts

"One day Son all this will be yours."

'This is an 8 1/2. Do you have it in a size 9?'

"There's more inside."

'You'll never guess how much I got for those stupid golf clubs of yours!'

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'That treadmill was only used once.'

Vikings trying to get in - "Calm yourselves the jumble sale doesn't start for another five minutes."

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

You're too late! All teh good stuff is gone.

'It's a pre-owned Lincoln.'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

Once a month, Barb sold off all the items her kid's buddies left at her house.

"Look what I bought at Ofelia's yard sale."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Snowbird Garage Sale!

Discovery Space Shuttle

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

At the Blagojevich Yard Sale: Apparently there's some issues with selling Obama's old Senate Seat but I have Clinton's old car seat, a picnic table Reagan sat on, and a toilet ring used by O.J. Simpson.'

"I'd like to take it for a test drive"

"My jumble sale was so successful I won't want pocket money for YEARS!"

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"My doctor told me to get outdoors more, so now I put on more yard sales."

"I found him at a garage sale."

"You ran a classified ad to sell some of your unwanted items, didn't you?"

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

God: Garage sale - Saturday to Eternity.

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Yard sale.

GARAGE SALE TOUR BUS

House sale.

'We're not sure if it's a good economic indicator or a bad economic indicator, but garage sales are up 17 over this time last year.'

'Say, isn't this some of the stuff we sold at OUR garage sale?!'

"I got them at a car boot sale."