Garage Sale Enthusiast Gifts

"Three bucks, and that's my final offer. Three bucks to keep my mouth shut."

'This one comes with it's own garage sale sign.'

'How much for your wife?'

'Mirriam. Where on earth did you get these coat-hangers?'

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

Garage Sale - "I sold it!"

The traveling Yard Sale.

"One man's trash is another man's treasure. But in your case, another man's trash is ow your trash."

"And this is the Lazy Susan I got at the neighbor's garage sale."

Garage sale

Garbage Sale - Sunday

Wife has left husband at curb with discards

'My parents are at work, so I'm having a yard sale of their stuff.'

'Old comic books from Daddy's collekshin.'

'Look what I found at the garage sale - a new notebook with internet brokerage access and an investment consultant'!

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

'I see you go to lots of car boot sales.'

'I thought it would help my diet if I sold the refrigerator at my garage sale.'

"...Let's try reducing him by 50%."

'I was having a garage sale last week and he made an offer on my garage that I couldn't refuse!'

"I'd like to buy your garage but I don't know how I would carry it."

Car Boot Sale - Go Home Yanks

"Well sold all OUR junk - he bought all this new junk off the table next door."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

That's supposed to say garage sale!

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"There's more inside."

Yard Sale

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."