Garage Sale Gifts

"I had a yard sale and somebody brought it."

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"There's more inside."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"My doctor told me to get outdoors more, so now I put on more yard sales."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

House sale.

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks.

Cave Sale: 'All you have is sticks and rocks!'

Garage Sales Anonymous

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

'Look what I found at the garage sale - a new notebook with internet brokerage access and an investment consultant'!

The traveling Yard Sale.

'Wow. You're really selling all these power tools for only $25?'

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"I found him at a garage sale."

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."