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"You look like a man who might be interested in out range of personal toiletries!"

"It's a bargin, it's only had one owner"

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Seeing progression motivates.

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

Last Chance for Everything.

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Whatever works for you.

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

'My sales training was right. The person in the highest chair is dominant.'

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

"I am in training for the sales."

'Shove' (at big sale).

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."