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"You look like a man who might be interested in out range of personal toiletries!"

"It's a bargin, it's only had one owner"

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Seeing progression motivates.

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Last Chance for Everything.

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

Whatever works for you.

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

'My sales training was right. The person in the highest chair is dominant.'

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

'Shove' (at big sale).

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

"I am in training for the sales."

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."