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'Where's our 'courteous, low-key sales professional'?'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Route 666

It's great for pulling the birds!

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Smile

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

'And here's the toolkit.'

Seeing progression motivates.

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Nice park. . .

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Whatever works for you.

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Tyre speaking to psychiatrist: 'I've been under a lot of pressure.'

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."