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'Where's our 'courteous, low-key sales professional'?'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Route 666

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

It's great for pulling the birds!

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Smile

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

'And here's the toolkit.'

Seeing progression motivates.

Nice park. . .

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Whatever works for you.

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

Tyre speaking to psychiatrist: 'I've been under a lot of pressure.'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

'Nice smile.'