Auto Sales Aficionado Prints

Decorate their garage or office with our striking auto sales prints. Vibrant, witty, and full of personality, these artworks celebrate a love of cars in bold style.

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'Where's our 'courteous, low-key sales professional'?'

'Where's our 'courteous, low-key sales professional'?' mockup

'Where's our 'courteous, low-key sales professional'?'

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The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.' mockup

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

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"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..." mockup

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

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'What do you do with the time you save?'

'What do you do with the time you save?' mockup

'What do you do with the time you save?'

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"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators." mockup

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

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"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you." mockup

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

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The Salesman

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"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV." mockup

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

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It's only firing on 87 cylinders! mockup

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

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My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too. mockup

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

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Route 666

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It's great for pulling the birds! mockup

It's great for pulling the birds!

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Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location! mockup

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

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'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.' mockup

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

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"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?" mockup

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

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Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both! mockup

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

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Smile

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"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal" mockup

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

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'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.' mockup

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

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"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors." mockup

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

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'And here's the toolkit.'

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Seeing progression motivates.

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"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here." mockup

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

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Nice park. . .

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Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

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Whatever works for you.

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"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman." mockup

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

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"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online." mockup

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

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"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?" mockup

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

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The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years! mockup

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

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Tyre speaking to psychiatrist: 'I've been under a lot of pressure.'

Tyre speaking to psychiatrist: 'I've been under a lot of pressure.' mockup

Tyre speaking to psychiatrist: 'I've been under a lot of pressure.'

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"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster." mockup

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

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Auto Sales Aficionado Prints Collection

Auto Sales Aficionado Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for auto sales aficionados. Perfect for daily use or gifting, these mugs are a fun way to start their engines every morning.

Auto Sales Aficionado Pillows

Bring comfort and style to any room with pillows designed for car lovers. Soft, charming, and automotive-themed, they make a great gift for the auto aficionado.

Auto Sales Aficionado T-Shirts

Check out our collection of t-shirts for auto enthusiasts. With witty sayings and sleek designs, they’re ideal for showing off their automotive passion.