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"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."

Larry's used art

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

The Salesman

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Mohammad's motors

It's great for pulling the birds!

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'God's speed.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

Seeing progression motivates.

'How about a nice saloon?'

Whatever works for you.