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"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."

Larry's used art

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

The Salesman

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

Mohammad's motors

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

'God's speed.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

'And here's the toolkit.'

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

Seeing progression motivates.