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These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

Seeing progression motivates.

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Whatever works for you.

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

'Of course it's sold so well, every time I hide my wife's copy she buys another.'

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

Sales and Learning Experiences

"We thought we'd put in the details later."

WWE Chess

'Blast it's raining!'

Television and Christmas Sales

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

"You all know today's speaker. He's the 'King of Big Sales'."

"Maybe they should call it 'in the red' Friday."

What we gained on the swings we lost on the roundabouts.