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'It worked. We expressed remorse, asked for forgiveness and sales are up sixty percent.'

"Good afternoon Sir. I was just passing and couldn't help wondering if you might be considering new double glazing?"

'The ice to Eskimos is very impressive.'

"If we paint this white, turn it upside down, and hand it from the ceiling, we'll double our sales."

'Sir, I represent the Ideal Lock Company...'

'What's the concept? I'm not sure what you're trying to say, Ms. Harris.'

'I only said, yes, I'd five minutes to spare...'

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

'No, I don't want to change my long distance phone company, and,,, Yes, I should have known it was you calling'

'Best sales rep I've ever come across!'

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

Of course, in a pinch, it can also be used as a hand sanitizer.

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

"And never let the buyer see you salivating."

"I'm trying to talk you into taking out a life policy."

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

'Hank here brings 10 years of top sales experience to our company so let's all try to make him feel welcome while he makes you all look bad...'

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

Sales Exit.

"Trust me—sex sells."

'You are lucky, I've already refused to see five salesmen this morning.'

"Let's make stuff and sell it to people."

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

"For Christmas, Santa is bringing sales in at plan."

"The Sales Department suggests we teach Customer Service personnel how to assist customers without telling them where to go."

"My hunch is heads will roll."

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

'I have good idea of how to improve our sales team.' - 'Great, when are you leaving?'