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'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

'What's the concept? I'm not sure what you're trying to say, Ms. Harris.'

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

'Hank here brings 10 years of top sales experience to our company so let's all try to make him feel welcome while he makes you all look bad...'

An exaggeration of estate agents

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

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The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

Sales Exit.

'You want to run that by me again?'

'No, I don't want to change my long distance phone company, and,,, Yes, I should have known it was you calling'

"Trust me—sex sells."

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

'You are lucky, I've already refused to see five salesmen this morning.'

"Let's make stuff and sell it to people."

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

"The Sales Department suggests we teach Customer Service personnel how to assist customers without telling them where to go."

"For Christmas, Santa is bringing sales in at plan."

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

"My hunch is heads will roll."

'It worked. We expressed remorse, asked for forgiveness and sales are up sixty percent.'

'I have good idea of how to improve our sales team.' - 'Great, when are you leaving?'

'Blast it's raining!'

I'm sorry - could you run that past me again?

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'