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"If our yard sale is going to be successful, we need a loss leader."

"You can get it and pay in small convenient installments, without down payment."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'What's the concept? I'm not sure what you're trying to say, Ms. Harris.'

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

Seeing progression motivates.

'I found this sales plan from 1977 ...'

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

'Hank here brings 10 years of top sales experience to our company so let's all try to make him feel welcome while he makes you all look bad...'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

Whatever works for you.

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

'No, I don't want to change my long distance phone company, and,,, Yes, I should have known it was you calling'

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!

'This model even has a sports car on board.'

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

'It worked. We expressed remorse, asked for forgiveness and sales are up sixty percent.'

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

'Blast it's raining!'

"And you say it does really well in the snow?"

I'm sorry - could you run that past me again?