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'Our ad said no salemsan would call.'

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

'Hank here brings 10 years of top sales experience to our company so let's all try to make him feel welcome while he makes you all look bad...'

'Rabner is tops in customer retention.'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

'Our profit dropped because half of our salesmen are in 'How to increase the profit' - training, sir.'

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

"As you can see, it's pretty simple - just find the customer and make him buy."

"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

'Let's rush him.'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

'It worked. We expressed remorse, asked for forgiveness and sales are up sixty percent.'

"Yeah, but what's the hook?"

'Blast it's raining!'

I'm sorry - could you run that past me again?

"If our yard sale is going to be successful, we need a loss leader."

'Come on, hurry up and decide - Time is money.'

"It's frustrating! I try to teach the class the next lesson, but I spend a lot of time trying to catch up those students who've been absent for several days!"

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

"Could we talk Girl Scout cookies?"

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"No need to mention that the one owner was a driving school."

"The difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman is a car salesman knows when he's lying."

"What 'Do-not-knock' list?"

'And remember, no layaways, personal checks or terrorizing the villagers.'

Door to door salesman sees sign: 'We have everything.'

"You want the extended warranty for this disposal razor."