Adventurous Presenter Mugs

"Thank you Bob. Any questions regarding Bob's presentation on the actuarial tables?"

'Perhaps this graph will help you appreciate the jagged mountain range I climbed on my vacation.'

Kardiff.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Safari.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

"Fight or flight?"

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

The brochure did say to watch out for the bottom-feeding fish.

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

"I know you suprstars make a fortune from it but you're taking this advertising too far!"

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

'Well? How was the flight?'

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

Filming the Crocodile.