Adventure Communicator Gifts

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

'Dad's cell-phone!! I'm going to call the moon!!'

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

'You have an irritable vowel syndrome.'

"It's a Plodcast!"

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

"Good ephening."

"I'm sorry, but nine Greek islands in seven days is just too much."

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

New York Sightseeing Cruises

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

'Ready?'

Computer driving a fork-lift in a warehouse.

Samuel Morse dictates a letter to his secretary.

Jacques would discover it wasn't a very portage-friendly workplace.

The Canada Geese decide to travel way down south for winter.

'But you're the one who told me to learn one new word every day.'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'How can I think without words?'

American man on holiday

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

Somewhere in France: The visitors are stunned by a series of trilled R's.