Advertising Innovator Gifts

Bikini Tax Prep.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

If nobody had invented graphics

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Blue sky thinking

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'We've re-branded.'

Direct Marketing...

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

"That's our new church mascot."

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

Gerald Ratner's return

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Creative family

Tim's marketing solutions

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

'Have your people facebook my people.'