Advert Innovator Gifts

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Blue sky thinking

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

Direct Marketing...

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

Gerald Ratner's return

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

As Seen Watching TV

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

'This is a 'million dollar idea', Simms, unfortunately, our debt is two million dollars.'

"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

Dog Walker

"We only invest in companies that still exist a year after running a Super Bowl ad."

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

A man stealing another person's ideas