Ai Researcher Prints

'It figures. If there's artifical intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.'

"Fascinating!"

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Turing Test Today

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

Robotic Surgery

'Twenty - seven 'D' batteries, please, and hurry!'

'The computer is claiming its intelligence is real, and ours is artificial.'

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

Soul Search / No Results

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

"Sure, they're handy little things to have around, but you can't deny they're potentially dangerous."

"For tonight's lecture I'm going to stick to the program. I have to. I'm a robot."

'If to err is human, how do you explain this mess?'

Humanities Department

"Oh no, we're not looking for humans to study artificial intelligence - we're machines who want to study humans. Interested?"

Computers can beat humans at chess but they still have a ways to go with mixed martial arts.

"Woah - remember humans?"

Not A Robot

A.I. Rights!

"My chat bot doesn't understand me."

"It says we're worrying too much."

The Smartass Phone

No, I'm not a robot

"And it started out relatively harmless - pointless AI chats and some fake celebrity pornography..."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

'We'll know whether to treat it with any special moral consideration when we see if it passes the Turing test.'

"It's not you, it's me – I automatically updated overnight and we're no longer compatible."

"My programming does not permit me to process new information."

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

I think therefore I am.

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

'It's the breakthrough Miss Harding! Our first artificial intelligence that ISN'T a malevolent genius!'