Intelligence Aficionado Gifts

Brain training...

Mensa Applicants - Please Form an Orderly IQ.

Spy reading secret service weekly.

Vegetable Intelligence Agency. Gentlemen, I'm afraid there's a Leek in our organization!

The Demand

"We realize you do better on your I.Q. tests than you do on anything else, but you just cannot major in I.Q."

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

The Anti-Agent

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Barks in code.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Banana Split Personality

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

Mensa Does Improv

"Caption contest"

'I'm counter - intelligence'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.