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Brain training...

Mensa Applicants - Please Form an Orderly IQ.

Spy reading secret service weekly.

The Demand

"We realize you do better on your I.Q. tests than you do on anything else, but you just cannot major in I.Q."

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

The Anti-Agent

Barks in code.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Here's MY information highway!'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Banana Split Personality

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Mensa Does Improv

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"Caption contest"

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."