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"I told you to get more milk . . . idiot."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

US v.s. Tech Giants

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Cellphone Islands

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Terry had a computer bug.

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'New Game'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Robot walking pet robot

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

Canine Technology

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