Iot Aficionado Mugs

"I told you to get more milk . . . idiot."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

Cellphone Islands

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

US v.s. Tech Giants

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Terry had a computer bug.

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'New Game'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Twister:Rural Social Networking

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Robot walking pet robot

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'