Iot Aficionados Gifts

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Internet.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

The Evolution Of Man.

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Technological Dependence.

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Foxhole - digging robot

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"