Artificial Intelligence Gifts

It was after her third failed attempt at deciphering the captcha that Rachel began to suspect...

'Sure, it seems harmless, but you hire one human and the next thing you know, they're taking your job.'

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'It figures. If there's artifical intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.'

'This problem has been my life's work. I planned to devote my remainig years to it. It's just been solved in four seconds.'

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

The Great & Powerful ChatGPT

"You're probably wondering how I got the nick name, kill-bot. Well, it's a funny story. . ."

"Are you concerned about the increase in artificial intelligence?"

Turing Test Today

'Now don't panic. Not everything was erased. We still have loads of data on rainfall, upholstery and jaywalking.'

'I have millions of answers...how about a few questions.'

Robotic Surgery

"I worry what the next mass extinction might be..."

'I'm the surgery robot. I'll be doing your surgery in the morning.'

'Boss, there's a computer on the line. It want's to know what to do with a stupid user who doesn't work!'

Automated, Inc: 'Bad news, sir! All the robots are down with a computer virus!'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

"My digital transformation is almost complete ..."

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

"For tonight's lecture I'm going to stick to the program. I have to. I'm a robot."

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

When on-line and off-line life become indistinquishable.

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

Humanities Department

"Remember humans?"

"With all the advancements lately in artificial intelligence. I'm not sure we should be dissecting digital frogs either."

"Bob? Bob Henderson? I'd recognize that face from my extensive database anywhere!"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'