Ai Technology Gifts

Your hands are cold...

"AI designed my statue."

"Well I think the Real question is..."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Welcome to the future"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Robotic Man

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Driverless cars rage.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Artifishial Intelligence

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"What did you download at school today?"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."