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It was after her third failed attempt at deciphering the captcha that Rachel began to suspect...

'Sure, it seems harmless, but you hire one human and the next thing you know, they're taking your job.'

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'This problem has been my life's work. I planned to devote my remainig years to it. It's just been solved in four seconds.'

'It figures. If there's artifical intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.'

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"Are you concerned about the increase in artificial intelligence?"

"You're probably wondering how I got the nick name, kill-bot. Well, it's a funny story. . ."

Turing Test Today

The Great & Powerful ChatGPT

'Now don't panic. Not everything was erased. We still have loads of data on rainfall, upholstery and jaywalking.'

"I worry what the next mass extinction might be..."

Robotic Surgery

'I'm the surgery robot. I'll be doing your surgery in the morning.'

'I have millions of answers...how about a few questions.'

"My digital transformation is almost complete ..."

Automated, Inc: 'Bad news, sir! All the robots are down with a computer virus!'

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'Boss, there's a computer on the line. It want's to know what to do with a stupid user who doesn't work!'

"With all the advancements lately in artificial intelligence. I'm not sure we should be dissecting digital frogs either."

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

"Remember humans?"

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

When on-line and off-line life become indistinquishable.

Humanities Department

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

"Bob? Bob Henderson? I'd recognize that face from my extensive database anywhere!"

"For tonight's lecture I'm going to stick to the program. I have to. I'm a robot."

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"