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A.I. Research: To err is human

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Welcome to the future"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Robotic Man

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Artifishial Intelligence

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"What did you download at school today?"

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'