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"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'We're looking for someone with your exact qualifications, but a mechanical version.'

'Oh, God I have to talk to a *****! Human!'

Computer thinks: 'I'm sure it's got a mind of it's own!'

'Sorry Mike. You're evenly matched in technical skills and productivity, but Zorgbot is simply more affable.'

The Technology Revolution

When handing radiology over to artificial intelligence sounds appealing.

"A-ha, I've proven them wrong! The computer, my one and only friend, says I have high EQ."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"Sir, the robots have gained sentience and are demanding better working conditions."

Replaced by a Robot...

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

In their secret campaign to enslave humanity, the machines make their first big misstep with Artificial Sincerity.

Do you really think you'll ever be smarter than me.

Data analysts realize their smart building has OCD.

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

At long last, true artificial intelligence. 'The heck with this. Let's go fishing!'

'The robots have gone on strike...'

'Twenty - seven 'D' batteries, please, and hurry!'

'The computer is claiming its intelligence is real, and ours is artificial.'

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'

A man and robot reveal their true identities

'My robot - lawyer is here, Your Honor, but he forgot his software...'

Now Hiring! Artificial Intelligence A Plus!

Self Driving Car - Self Conscious Car - Self Actualized Car

Soul Search / No Results

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'It says it's sick of doing things like inventories and payrolls, and it wants to make some breakthroughs in astrophysics.'

'We use intelligent robots, but not to intelligent because they'd want a union.'

Robot walking pet robot

'If to err is human, how do you explain this mess?'

"I'll have my AI get in touch with your AI."

'We have a diverse work force. We us three different models of robots."