Ai Pillows

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'We're looking for someone with your exact qualifications, but a mechanical version.'

'Oh, God I have to talk to a *****! Human!'

Computer thinks: 'I'm sure it's got a mind of it's own!'

'Sorry Mike. You're evenly matched in technical skills and productivity, but Zorgbot is simply more affable.'

The Technology Revolution

When handing radiology over to artificial intelligence sounds appealing.

"A-ha, I've proven them wrong! The computer, my one and only friend, says I have high EQ."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"Sir, the robots have gained sentience and are demanding better working conditions."

Replaced by a Robot...

In their secret campaign to enslave humanity, the machines make their first big misstep with Artificial Sincerity.

Do you really think you'll ever be smarter than me.

Data analysts realize their smart building has OCD.

At long last, true artificial intelligence. 'The heck with this. Let's go fishing!'

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

'The computer is claiming its intelligence is real, and ours is artificial.'

'The robots have gone on strike...'

'Twenty - seven 'D' batteries, please, and hurry!'

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'

Self Driving Car - Self Conscious Car - Self Actualized Car

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'My robot - lawyer is here, Your Honor, but he forgot his software...'

'We use intelligent robots, but not to intelligent because they'd want a union.'

'It says it's sick of doing things like inventories and payrolls, and it wants to make some breakthroughs in astrophysics.'

Robot walking pet robot

Soul Search / No Results

Now Hiring! Artificial Intelligence A Plus!

"Oh no, we're not looking for humans to study artificial intelligence - we're machines who want to study humans. Interested?"

"I'll have my AI get in touch with your AI."

"I'm your therapy robot, Mr. Berkowitz. My role is to help people with technology phobias."

Facial Recognition