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"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
"Welcome to the future"
"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."
"I don't like the looks of that!"
"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"
George Orwell
Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.
First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.
Totalitarian Humour
"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."
'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'
Putin's Mutual Destruction
"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."
Flag bearers
Tuesday, 2022
Robot Robber
Entering Dystopia - Formerly Pleasant Hills
Boss, are you into science fiction? Of course, minion. "Blade Runner," "Alien," "Cloud Atlas," "Continuum," "Robocop"
'I found this copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' under his mattress!'
Minority Report Is Real
Big Bubba Is Watching You!
"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."
"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."
USA 2030
Pasadena Playhouse War
"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."
Post Post
"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."
"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."
"Dystopian novels are suddenly uplifting."
"Hey, remember the internet?"
Air Pollution.
If They See Something, They Do Something — To You
Promises Kept
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