Automation Gifts

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

If it wasn't for the boring repetition this job would be the pits!

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

"Hey, I saw you on the cover of Assembly Line Illustrated!!"

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

R.I.P. American Manufacturing Jobs.

'...so went to school to become a data scientist and was replaced by an algorithm."

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

"Seriously, this doesn't have you the slightest bit worried?"

"Personally, I'm fine with the concept of self-driving cars."

"The robot won it again!"

'We're letting you go . . . your smart hone can do your job without you.'

Man says 'It's time to embrace new technology', computer replies: 'I'm not hugging you until you get these sticky notes off me.'

'Hello-goodbye.'

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

"I'm sorry Henderson, your department has been eliminated cause of this new app!"

'The new automated systems have cut patient appointment times in half!'

"Stand aside, Gruenwald! It's the computer I'm blowing away!"

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

'I think this office automation has gone a little too far!'

'Your fear of being replaced by automation is a legitimate fear and one I would share, were I not, myself an automation.'

Human Resources: Due to Drones, Driverless cars, and Apps, we are not now hiring human beings...

Computerized House

Robots In The Boardroom

Automation of Security

Computer driving a fork-lift in a warehouse.

"We've just bought some software that's 20% better at being you for half the cost so we're letting you go."

'Employment agency: We have lots of jobs for robots, apps, drones.'

"No need for you to train your replacement. We found it on the App Store."

"Our home is smart, but it's also lazy! It still hasn't cleaned my room."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

Acne Automation Works Outing

Bible Vending Machine.