Automation Gifts

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

If it wasn't for the boring repetition this job would be the pits!

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

"Hey, I saw you on the cover of Assembly Line Illustrated!!"

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'...so went to school to become a data scientist and was replaced by an algorithm."

R.I.P. American Manufacturing Jobs.

"Seriously, this doesn't have you the slightest bit worried?"

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'

"Personally, I'm fine with the concept of self-driving cars."

Man says 'It's time to embrace new technology', computer replies: 'I'm not hugging you until you get these sticky notes off me.'

"The robot won it again!"

"Stand aside, Gruenwald! It's the computer I'm blowing away!"

'The new automated systems have cut patient appointment times in half!'

'Hello-goodbye.'

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

"I'm sorry Henderson, your department has been eliminated cause of this new app!"

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"We've just bought some software that's 20% better at being you for half the cost so we're letting you go."

Computerized House

'Employment agency: We have lots of jobs for robots, apps, drones.'

Automation of Security

Computer driving a fork-lift in a warehouse.

'I think this office automation has gone a little too far!'

'Your fear of being replaced by automation is a legitimate fear and one I would share, were I not, myself an automation.'

Human Resources: Due to Drones, Driverless cars, and Apps, we are not now hiring human beings...

"Our home is smart, but it's also lazy! It still hasn't cleaned my room."

"To think this all began with letting Autocomplete finish our sentences."

"The robots are coming for our leisure."

"What we need is a union."

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'