Automation Explorer Gifts

'They'll never be able to replace drivers with technology. Hey, what are those drones doing?'

'Employment agency: We have lots of jobs for robots, apps, drones.'

How's my self-driving?

"Oh yes, I've got the whole business computerised now"

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

"Next up: Would you rather work for a horrifying robot or a lazy, wealthy, ki? Rita selects her fate, after the break."

'Almost human, aren't they?'

Automatic sliding door

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Claus 2.0

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Your Future Home.

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Robot Painter

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Meet the new factory manager.

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."