Futurism Gifts

Sub-Burbia 2049

The Evolution Of Man

Innovate or die.

'Long term investment success requires a clear picture of the future, and that's going to be your job, Ted...'

"Those who do not learn from the future are destined to make mistakes in it."

Caution the Future Lies Ahead.

"The weight of our consumer lifestyle's making the road break up."

Old People of the Future.

'I wanted to become a cyborg too, but it costs an arm and a leg!'

Fortune-teller: 'AHH, what the...?!'

Robotic nurse in a future hospital.

Ascent of Machine.

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

'Don't make me come back there!' Time machine future/past.

Caution: New Year Under Construction - Enter At Own Risk.

Smart Watches Track Our Every Thought

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

'Our school computers are one year old. How can we be competitive in the job market if we're being trained on obselete equipment?'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

'We're letting you go . . . your smart hone can do your job without you.'

Bookstores outpace the Kindle by devising a way to transfer every book ever written directly into a customer's brain.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Gas, is it the future?"

'I'm not kidding! Poop used to stink.'

"But, in the end, you will become bored with that, too."

Kiosks: Information...Know It- All.

"Did you pay the gravity bill?"

In 5 Years...

Artificial hearts.

A practical fortune teller.

"Hold on, I'm going to conference in my wrist."

The singularity is near

Human Resources: Due to Drones, Driverless cars, and Apps, we are not now hiring human beings...

Ever wondered what the future will be like? Well, apart from robotic trousers it's just like the seventies.

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'