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Sub-Burbia 2049

The Evolution Of Man

Innovate or die.

'Long term investment success requires a clear picture of the future, and that's going to be your job, Ted...'

"Those who do not learn from the future are destined to make mistakes in it."

Caution the Future Lies Ahead.

"The weight of our consumer lifestyle's making the road break up."

Old People of the Future.

'I wanted to become a cyborg too, but it costs an arm and a leg!'

Fortune-teller: 'AHH, what the...?!'

Ascent of Machine.

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

Robotic nurse in a future hospital.

Smart Watches Track Our Every Thought

Caution: New Year Under Construction - Enter At Own Risk.

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

'Our school computers are one year old. How can we be competitive in the job market if we're being trained on obselete equipment?'

"Gas, is it the future?"

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'I'm not kidding! Poop used to stink.'

"Did you pay the gravity bill?"

"Hold on, I'm going to conference in my wrist."

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

"But, in the end, you will become bored with that, too."

In 5 Years...

Nordic Trak Reading Machine

Human Resources: Due to Drones, Driverless cars, and Apps, we are not now hiring human beings...

"We use a few humans for the menial work of button pushing, but they'll be phased out soon."

The singularity is near

Artificial hearts.

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

Kiosks: Information...Know It- All.

"The algorithms that control your future say things are looking good. . ."

A Vision of New York's Future