Dystopian Plot Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Welcome to the future"

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Putin's Mutual Destruction

Flag bearers

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

USA 2030

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

10 commandments

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

“I’ve got an idea for a story: Gus and Ethel live on Long Island, on the North Shore. He works sixteen hours a day writing fiction. Ethel never goes out, never does anything except fix Gus sandwiches and in the end she becomes a nympho-lesbo-killer-whore. Here’s your sandwich”

"We need a plot twist."

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

He Didn't Know How To Appreciate Nature

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

Bureaucratic Hell

Mid-list Author Magazine

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

"Power! Power!"

'I like the lust,greed and sex - it's just the integrity that bothers me.'

'It's the thought police.'

"We need to spice up the company blog to get more views. . . We'll need you to have a torrid affair with Mrs Widlington."

Smart Watches Track Our Every Thought

'It kind of brings a tear to your eye -- a whole new generation of little consumers.'