Dystopian Plot Enthusiast Prints

Robot Bombs: A One Time Thing, Right?

"Welcome to the future"

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Putin's Mutual Destruction

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

Flag bearers

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

Boss, are you into science fiction? Of course, minion. "Blade Runner," "Alien," "Cloud Atlas," "Continuum," "Robocop"

10 commandments

“I’ve got an idea for a story: Gus and Ethel live on Long Island, on the North Shore. He works sixteen hours a day writing fiction. Ethel never goes out, never does anything except fix Gus sandwiches and in the end she becomes a nympho-lesbo-killer-whore. Here’s your sandwich”

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

USA 2030

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

"We need a plot twist."

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

He Didn't Know How To Appreciate Nature

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

If They See Something, They Do Something — To You

Bureaucratic Hell

Mid-list Author Magazine

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

"Power! Power!"

The Handmaid's Tale, Spun

'We find the defendant guilty, but feel his alibi would make a good premise for a John Grisham book.'

More Automated Police Functions

'It's the thought police.'

"We need to spice up the company blog to get more views. . . We'll need you to have a torrid affair with Mrs Widlington."

'I like the lust,greed and sex - it's just the integrity that bothers me.'

Smart Watches Track Our Every Thought

'It kind of brings a tear to your eye -- a whole new generation of little consumers.'

Now Those Guys Are Really Scary.

Big bowling ball is watching you.