Dystopian Fiction Lover Prints

If They See Something, They Do Something — To You

"Welcome to the future"

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Putin's Mutual Destruction

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Flag bearers

I'm ridiculously small. My nose is huge. I have ears like a jackass... Manic depressive with low elf esteem.

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

Boss, are you into science fiction? Of course, minion. "Blade Runner," "Alien," "Cloud Atlas," "Continuum," "Robocop"

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

'Who's that painted lady?'

USA 2030

Pasadena Playhouse War

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

"Dystopian novels are suddenly uplifting."

"Hey, remember the internet?"

Robot Bombs: A One Time Thing, Right?

"What the hell was in that?!"

Bureaucratic Hell

Hook couldn't believe he hadn't thought of inviting his brother, Captain Flyswat, before.

"I thought this would be easier than a drawn-out political campaign."

"Power! Power!"

Two witches at airport waiting with signs: One says 'Dorothy' and the other one says 'And Your Little Dog Too!'

Robojudge US patent pending

'You are being watched'

The Handmaid's Tale, Spun

1984 ; pop-up edition...

'It's the thought police.'

Post future today

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