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"Limited nuclear war, sir, is where people like you and me survive."

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Putin's Mutual Destruction

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

Christopher Nolan caricature

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USA 2030

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

Robot Bombs: A One Time Thing, Right?

If They See Something, They Do Something — To You

How Platypuses Are Born

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

"Power! Power!"

Anecdote Magazine

More Automated Police Functions

'It's the thought police.'

Sir Joseph Bowley's

Smart Watches Track Our Every Thought

''What I Did During My Summer Vacation -- A Coming of Age Story....''

"Sorry, but your story contains way too much reality!"

'Well, you sure got your message across to the people THAT time.'

Big bowling ball is watching you.

Now Those Guys Are Really Scary.

'I'll tell you, Ed, this new technology is starting to realy spook me out.'

Kim Jong Nam

Baby Daddy

Noah and the Flood

Suella Braverman - 1984

Walt Disney's The Little Handmaid

"Make the empire great again!"