Meta-narrative Fan T-Shirts

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

"That night, Rachel discovered the truth about Ed’s past…" "I’ve had it with these blasted narrative boxes!"

Please don't tell the cows they are in a cartoon.

"OMG! A portal to another panel."

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

This side is the gag reel.

Moby Dick

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Ask A Silly Question.

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

Thomas Keneally

Romulus and Remus

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

Bertolt Brecht

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

God's Double Whammy.

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

"And yet, I too am a still life."

Frog Prince

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

"I can't see it lasting!"

"I made that video while doped up on catnip. That's why I'm warning you to stay away from drugs."

The Doomed Character