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"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

"That night, Rachel discovered the truth about Ed’s past…" "I’ve had it with these blasted narrative boxes!"

Please don't tell the cows they are in a cartoon.

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Moby Dick

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

Thomas Keneally

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Ask A Silly Question.

Romulus and Remus

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

God's Double Whammy.

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"And yet, I too am a still life."

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

Frog Prince

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

The Doomed Character

"I can't see it lasting!"

'Did she do anything about the falling sky after she was elected?'

'Hmmm...'

Eat local